Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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