That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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