Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
