dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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