I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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