the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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