your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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