There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
as a side note pls kill me
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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