if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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