he shaved USA in his pubs
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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