Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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