ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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