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Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Can you bring me the toilet please
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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