I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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