An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Boobs are out for the taking
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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