there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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