porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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