he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
