I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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