butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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