i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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