I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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