The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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