You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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