So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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