i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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