'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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