Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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