Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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