Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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