After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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