But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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