what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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