THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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