I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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