Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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