I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
