K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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