I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I came so hard my ears popped.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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