Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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