gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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