Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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