i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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