what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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