He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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