And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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