it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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