what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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