So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
