so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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