She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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