I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
